The Smoke That Thunders

O Fumo que Troveja

📍 Livingstone, Zâmbia

We woke up on the Zambian side, but we were meeting Diego and Tomek at the border with Zimbabwe. They were crossing over to our side and from there, without stopping, we headed straight to the first activity of the day: rafting on the Zambezi River, the mighty Zambezi.

We set off with the rafting team: the illustrious Captain James, photographer Pandula, and lifeguard Friday.

Dinis had recommended this activity, he had done it years ago with Pedro and said we could not miss it. He was absolutely right.

We were all a bit nervous because we had seen videos and it did not look easy. On top of that, it was the first rafting experience for everyone. The most excited was Paula, she is not much of a wildlife spotter, but radical activities are more her thing.

We descended about 180 metres of stairs after listening to the safety briefing and Captain James instructions.

It was excellent. The scenery was stunning, the rapids were tough but fun, and between each one there was always time to soak in the landscape. James was great and let us jump in the water between rapids.

We had two Zambians with us who could not swim, they still went in the water. After all, we were a team.

The team had to follow James commands: Forward. Back. Down. Stop.

Not hard to understand.

I brought my favourite t-shirt, which has been with me for over 15 years. Paula has hated it for 10. She says it is torn and old. What an exaggeration!

I knew I would be saying goodbye to it, and so I did. It stayed with James, I have no idea what he will do with it.

But beyond that, James also became the proud owner of a Benfica shirt. He supports Manchester United, but now has a love in Portugal. He put it on immediately, and I noticed later that day he never took it off. (See the night photos.)

We went back to the hotel and headed out to see the railway museum on the way to Victoria Falls. Tomek has a special passion for trains.

And then, yes, we went to the Vic Falls, also known as Mosi Oa Tunya, the smoke that thunders. Just when it seemed nothing could top the rafting, this majestic thing appeared before us, leaving us speechless. One million cubic metres of water per second, on average, peaking at nine million, crashing down a 1.7 km wide drop.

In the photos it looks like it was raining. It was not raining. That rain is the spray from the water falling 100 metres and bouncing back up in a splash that rises above the falls and comes back down. The sound is overwhelming. There is not a single sense left untouched when you are there. We came out soaking, we had been warned. We rented rain ponchos that helped a bit, but the water comes from everywhere and is simply unstoppable.

We left drenched with respect and happiness, because despite high expectations, the smoke that thunders exceeded everything we had hoped for.

Some of the photos, particularly those taken from a helicopter, were taken by Diego and Tomek on March 4th.

Still wet but drying off, we had to decide between going back to the hotel to change or trying to walk into the Royal Livingstone Hotel as we were, just for a drink. We really just wanted to see the iconic Livingstone hotel that faces the Zambezi and has zebras in the garden.

We decided to try walking in wet and in flip-flops, since it was right next door. On the way, we realised it was the same location as the restaurant I had booked two days earlier for that evening, Kubu. The restaurant was in the hotel. Even better.

We spotted giraffes before we even reached the car park. And to the question can we come in wearing flip-flops and wet shorts we received a of course with a smile.

What a treat. A little extravagance, but hey, you only live once, and we had to celebrate the team growing.

After dinner, Paula went to sleep, she is working remotely tomorrow. Tomek, Diego and I stayed chatting with Destiny and Mildred, who work at our hotel, about Zambian traditions: the Lobolo, which works like in Mozambique, and other traditions that still apply today as unwritten rules of social life.

It was already closing time and we were heading to our rooms when I noticed a message from James: come to Vixs.

What is Vixs? Apparently a bar. Where is Vixs? 1.5 km away... I said Lets go, Diego said Bamos (with a B, in Spanish) and Tomek said something in Polish that probably means Move.

We were going to walk, but security said it was not safe. Why? Muggings? No. Elephants! I thought he was joking. He was not.

It was an African party, a local bar with karaoke. James was there, still wearing the Benfica shirt without a single stain.

The highlight was when Tomek went up to sing Fly Me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra, it landed like a lead balloon in a bar where everyone was dancing to African music. A disaster that only had no consequences thanks to the infinite patience of the Zambian people.

At midnight I went to get three bottles of water and we left in triumph, because tomorrow we have a Chobe day that starts at 7 in the morning.

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